Anonymous asked:
Do you identify with the label “tumblrina”
dyatlovpassingprivilege Answer:
border guard asking me this off a checklist and then unclasping his holster when i hesitate to answer
I’m moderately face-blind, scatterbrained, autistic, and very gullible, which as I work towards my goal of becoming a private investigator I am finding is rather advantageous cause by the time I’ve collected enough solid evidence to believe my own findings, I coincidentally *also* have enough evidence to convince a jury
I’m willing to act as though everything is true until someone fucks up and the more I do this the more I find that everyone who lies fucks up
Oh shit I’m becoming Columbo
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